I am suddenly put in mind of Delirium (from the Sandman comics), probably because of the eyes. Of course, that would put an entirely different slant on the distraction aspect... Yeah, I think I'll stick with what she meant in the first place. I'll still get in trouble, but at least I won't be turned into 6001 individual purples.
I AM!!!!!!!1!!! *Jumps up and down like a maniac, waving arms insanely* I AM!! I AM!! I . . . *KKRASH!!!!* ( Drops like a rock, head and face dripping with coffee and suspicious coffeepot-shard-shaped bits of glass in hair. Daisy stands offcamera stage right, nonchalantly wiping hands with apron)